Mara Lorenzio
Nude

There are plenty of reasons to watch Alejandro Jodorowsky’s mind-bendingly mystical and psychedelic epic western El Topo (1970). Three of them are provided by the lovely Mara Lorenzio, namely, her bare boobs, butt, and bush as Alejandro strips her naked in the desert. Your reaction will probably be something like what happens to that oddly shaped rock at the end of the clip. What’s even more odd is that Mara and her udders utterly disappeared from the showbiz world after her dealings with Jodorowsky. It’s hard to understand why such a delectable piece of meat would deny her endlessly enticing assets to the viewing public, but alas it seems to be the case. Skin Central has a well-documented obsession with hotties like Lorenzio that seem to come blazing onto the scene like a gigantic nipple-plated meteorite aimed directly at our crotches, only to make us explode once…never to be seen again. Our only explanation for such a phenomenon is the idea that perhaps some burgeoning stars burn too brightly and too quickly, only to stifle themselves by the fire of their own hotness. After a thorough skin-vestigation into Mara Lorenzio’s filmography, or lack thereof, we’ve started to accept the fact that there may never be another fleshy foray from Mara. In times of overwhelming draught, Mr. Skin recommends using your imagination to fill the void in your spank bank where Mara Lorenzio was supposed to reside. If you’re really talented you may be able to imagine Lorenzio herself in all manner of undress.